Apple's $3,500 face computer spent its first year looking like a very expensive way to watch movies on a fake moon.
The Vision Pro app store is quietly turning into the strangest corner of tech, and honestly?
Developers have stopped trying to impress us with floating Safari windows and started doing genuinely unhinged stuff.
There's an app that turns your living room into a playable diorama, one that drops a full drum kit in front of you, and another that lets you sculpt 3D objects with your bare hands like you're a wizard who just discovered clay.
The sleeper hit everyone's whispering about is spatial journaling.
You record memories as floating 3D clips, then walk back through them later like your own personal museum.
Sounds cheesy until you try it and suddenly you're emotional about a Tuesday.
Devs are building titles that only work in mixed reality, where your actual furniture becomes part of the level.
Here's the catch: most of these bangers are tiny indie projects with like three downloads and a Discord server run by one guy in Ohio.
Apple's discovery is still mid, so finding the good stuff means digging through Reddit threads and TikTok demos instead of trusting the featured page.
The headset itself is still heavy, still pricey, and still makes you look like you're skiing indoors.
Once creators stop chasing "productivity" and start chasing chaos, platforms get interesting.
The Vision Pro doesn't need to sell a million units to matter.
Final Thoughts
It needs a hundred apps that make people go "wait, you can DO that?" That's happening right now, and it's way more fun than another spreadsheet floating in your kitchen.